Thursday, February 17, 2011

Me Being Really Lonely is Sometimes Really Awesome

That Title is a scrubs quote about a blog. It made me lol. It has nothing to do with this post.

There is a Legit Battle going on at the college right now. A LEGIT BATTLE.
People are running for student council.

That sounds like not-that-big-a-deal, but let me tell you, the campagning is getting Crazy. When I got to school there was this mass of 5,039,474,950 baloons that all were singing 'vote for me!!' in 7 part harmony. Also there are arches of balloons over everysingle doorway. and there are these little balloon-bushes that sprung up all along the walkways. I don't know why everyone decided to do balloons. bad idea.

I just really hope all the campagning balloons are hypo-allergenic. A lot of people are totally allergic to latex all the time. And these balloons are legit UNESCAPEABLE. I think they are setting up some that will follow you around and say catching phrases like 'Vote 4 Me' and 'monkeys are like us but without thumbs or brains or pants'

You can Smell the balloons before you even get on campus. This could seriously be unhealthy. In fact i might feign a latex allergy to get out of my other classes today. my teachers would totally understand. Like for real thats how bad the balloon epidemic is.

The reall problam with these balloons is: what are they filled with? 'Air' you think, but no, i am afriad it might be something more sinister. Like poisonous electric gas, and if these campagners don't win they might just threaten to Blow Up the School!! It could happen. The balloons have a sinister look to them that I don't trust.

 I will have to keep you updated, cause this student council election is bound to wind up on the news somehow. by tomorrow the campus will probably lifted up by all these not-so-harmless balloons and relocated in a remote island somewhere where the people running for stundent council will be supreme overlords over us. Whatever. Just as long as I don't have to take that biology test tomorrow.

2 comments:

  1. you do need a weekend. good thing we are going to snowflake :)

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  2. hahaha... The balloons are unescapable!

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